Wauna-A-Wash: bringing a special brand of narsty to the ‘burbs Ugh. Nasty…disgusting…fugly…odoriferous I think you’re starting to get the picture. Earlier this year when the home washer gave up the ghost(curse you GE!), I had the choice of washing my expanding pile of laundry in a muddy puddle with a couple of rocks or going to the Waun-A-Wash. I chose wrong, my friends. The place hasn’t been thoroughly cleaned since the first Soglin administration. If you are a connoisseur of out of order signs, this place is for you. And Andy Dufresne’s 500 yard crawl to freedom was less disgusting than the rest room at the Waun-A-Wash. If you find yourself in need of a laundromat in Waunakee, drive to Middleton or Madison. Or go with the two rocks and a muddy puddle.