Barth Ronald W Towing

Here’s a story:
Once upon a time there was a ‘special’ boy named Adaam S. Peenwinkle. See, he had to be called ‘special’ because it wasn’t polite to use the ‘R’ word in modern times.
Anyway, this boy Adaam had issues. See, he didn’t like to live at home so he kept all of his belongings in his car. His particular treasures were his collection of gay fetish CDs. He had every Liza Minelli, Judy Garland, Cher, Liberace, and associated music CDs in his car. There were well over 100 of these CDs and to him they were worth $ 1000. Now, to anyone else they would be worth $ 10 if that, but remember, another man’s bowel movement is another man’s pot of gold.
Well, one day, Adaam was traveling down the road, singing the soundtrack to HMS Pinafore at the top of his lungs when he wasn’t paying attention and he hit a garbage truck that was stopped. To make matters worse, Adaam had his fly down with his hand in his pants as he pretended the viola on the record was in his pants.
To make a long story short, Adaam’s car was towed by a towing company. Adaam was laughed at by the towing company and the local police. So, Adaam, in an attempt to save face, accused the Towing company of stealing his CDs.
But, it didn’t work.
The employees of the Towing company found the box of Adaam’s CDs locked in the trunk of another impounded vehicle.
Yet, that didn’t stop Adaam from trying to defend himself against the Towing company. Adaam began to write stories about how evil the Towing company was. He even went so far as to contact YNN news to get a story. But everyone ignored him. Adaam was incensed. Clearly this Towing company has bought out everyone in town to protect his reputation.
Rumor has it, that Adaam will next try to sell a sex tape of him and the Towing company owner to try and save face.
The end.

I had a problem with this place. The owner was so unbelievably rude and all he could think about was how to screw over his customer’s. mmm no thanks.

Story time…
Once upon a time there was a man named Adam. Adam was in a car accident and his vehicle was brought to a towing yard. When he went to retrieve the $ 1000+ worth of CD’s and electronics from his car, they were nowhere to be found. The owner of the towing place said, «I’m sorry Adam. We don’t know what could have happened to your belongings.» The next day Adam called the owner and told him that he was going to call the police. To that, the owner replied, «No, don’t do that! I can file a claim with my insurance company.» Adam agreed and tallied up the value of the missing items. He told the owner the amount and then ended the call. Then, miraculously, the owner called Adam back. He told him that his belongings had turned up. WOW! AMAZING! They just popped out of thin air! Adam was overjoyed by the miracle the owner had performed for him. If you can’t sense my sarcasm by now, you deserve to have your things stolen.
I know you generally don’t have a choice of where to have your car toed, but avoid this place when possible. If you’re in an accident, take your valuables with you. If there is a ‘no parking — violators will be toed to Barth’ sign, Park somewhere else!