Terminix

The only reason I have not cancelled my Terminix service is because of Mr. Bobby. He is always pleasant and friendly and provides me with the best service. He knows that I always want the inside of my house serviced so he doesn’t even ask anymore. He just does it to avoid a call back. He will ask if I am having any problems and will immediately address any concerns I have. One time Bobby could not make it for my appointment and another technician showed up. I was delighted that Bobby had already told him exactly what I expected. Bobby and service technicians like him are the reason why I continue to use and recommend Terminix

tell your workers to obey local speed limits. the one that just drove down Lakeshore Drive in El Lago, was going at least 40 in a 20mph zone, and he was still accelerating.

Rather than trying to convey my burning searing hatred of terminix and their epic «service» failures I’m going to list solutions that I would resort to for for my pest control needs before so much as dialing terminix’ 1 800 torture line. I would literally recommend hiring a drug frenzied toothless transient on the street to exterminate your house before calling Terminix. I would recommend hiring a freshly released violent sex offender to exterminate your house before calling terminix. I would recommend calling your 85 year old, dementia riddled grandmother to load up her walker, get in her Buick LeSabre and come over to exterminate your house before calling terminix. I would recommend calling PETA to come kill innocent insects just trying to cohabitate in peace to come exterminate your house before calling terminix. I would call Buddha, Jesus, the Easter bunny, Elvis, the tooth fairy and a freaking leprechaun to come exterminate my house before so much as dialing terminix because they all have a better chance of actually showing up than terminix.
Spare yourself, don’t call terminix.