I have to be honest, the catservatory is pretty awesome. It is, as the name implies, full of cats and cat things. Sometimes when I”m feeling sad, I go in the catservatory and it makes me feel better. One time I had the flu, and the cateservatory cured me almost instantly. It is like a sauna full of furry animals. Don’t bother trying to find this place or make a reservation. Invitations are delivered in secret, and only to Cincinnati’s most elite members of society. If you can manage to score an invitation, it will be the most amazing experience you have ever had X 10. *poop tray is emptied every Thursday night… so maybe don’t go on Thursdays.
