Walmart Supercenter

Oil change experience at orange Walmart goes as follows:
Pull up in jetta
Tell dude I need oil change
Dude says let me check if we have specific filter for car
Dude goes and checks and comes back
Takes keys and my cell number
Hour later or however the fuck long I was in there they call me and say they don’t have the filter and that if I go and get it from autozone they’ll put it in
So Im like okay wtf well at least the oil is changed
Go to pay for it in automotive section and wait forever in line
Stupid fucks tell me they didn’t change oil or do shit
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Here is another experience from another day.
Go to check out
Give bitch cash
Birch give me receipt and no change
I tell bitch I want my change
Bitch says don’t have change or some dumb shit and that I’ll have to wait for her to go grab change rolls
Bitch proceeds to check out next customer with fuck load of groceries
Stand there and wait forever for bitch to finally say it was only a certain amount of small change
Tell bitch well can I get my fuckin change
Bitch says some stupid shit about some other register
I fuckin left

I cannot concur with the others, this place is disgusting and what I’d imagine hell to be. There are honestly too many things to name so I’ll just do the highs and lows.
DIRTY… SO DIRTY… I am by no means a clean freak, I don’t wash my hands enough to honestly say I even think about cleanliness, but my God is this place dirty. Anything that was white is now brown. I refuse to touch a buggy or anything else for that matter. Just glance at the floors and see an ocean of mystery stains and sticky puddles. Sticky enough to truly believe there are giant mice putting down those little sticky trays as human traps to rid us once and for all.
I’ve also seen a meat stocker walk off and leave a buggy of fresh cut meat in the isle only to warm up and poison the community. I’ve also seen a girl lose an entire crate of pickles while trying to stock shelves. Glass and pickles everywhere. Literally walks off and doesn’t return for seriously 20 minutes.
The staff make it there life mission to avoid costumers at all cost. Not that they could actually help in any way possible.
The produce is constantly old.
The automotive service bay is practically a training ground for the worlds most dangerous and useless mechanics.
And worst of all is the Wal-​Mart bathroom. I would rather have a 5 course meal and propose to my loving girlfriend on the floor of an over crowded congested interstate truck stop bathroom than step foot in this one.
Now for the highs!
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Goddamn this place is nice!

Your basic see the rest of your townsfolk walmart.