Mobil

I hate to be the one to kickstart this Unilocal presence with a 2-​star review, but if you’ve come to expect the emergency snack wonderland of a typical 24-​hour Mobil, this ain’t it.
Four awkwardly positioned pumps on a scandalously hilltop intersection. Full service or self-​service, we couldn’t tell and the worker bees buzzed around too preoccupied to share the secret. I would venture to say there are always two pumps not in use because of the horrific placement based on gas station access points.
It’s definitely more of a service shop, as the mart part features Dollar Days-​esque knock-​off chips, ancient Combos and an odd assortment of other bites, each consistently priced at $ 2.49. Jack Links mega garlic stick, $ 2.49. Big League Chew (Grape), $ 2.49. Welch’s Berries ‘n Berries fruit snacks… you guessed it, friend.
The big turnoff was the staffer who waited until a customer left the store and yelled at him, proclaiming, «It’s not my f*cking fault you can’t press the debit button.» Like a scene from Clerks.
For such a short interaction, I can look past this curmudgeon if the Mobil was a snack wonderland. But, well all read the opening line this review, and it’s Tetris getting a fill-​up, so skip it in favor of the gas station plethora around the area.