I’d write a witty paragraph or two listing the horrors of this place, but I had too little sleep from my stay here to do so. So, you get a list. 1. Carpet in «hotel»… filthy. 2. Greeting your new guest to the sight of someone elses toenail clippings in the MIDDLEOFTHEROOMINPLAINSIGHT, does not bode well for said guests expectations of overall cleanliness. 3.Is it wise to hand over keys to a room with major water damage? No, I am not warmed by the sight of peeling wallpaper(no, the 3rd grader idea of putting up a decorative wallpaper border to help hide the damage only drew attention to it) the stains on the carpet AND the chair in the room only makes one wonder about just how much black mold one is inhaling. 4.Vigorous water pressure is a good thing, except here. Imagine a heated version of the high jet setting from your garden hose. Shower head is mounted BELOW the level of my head. I’m 5’6″. 5.Sleep? Oh hell no, between the toilet refilling all night and the howling wind through the heater/ac wall unit… I would have been better off sleeping in my truck with a wool blanket.