Frank & Tony’s

The music is often too loud. I get it, it’s a bar, but sometimes it can be ridiculous shouting to be heard across a table.
The food is decent and the wait isn’t great but I’m not sure it merits the horror expressed in some of the other reviews.
The patio bar is shielded in the winter, which is good for the smokers in your group.
The Part I Find Most Annoying
Warning: The waitresses have been trained or something to SIT DOWN IN YOUR BOOTH and flirt in a very familiar way when taking your order (provided you come in with a group of mostly/​all guys). They also will try to push shots on your group every 5 minutes or so.
Some guys may like this. Some guys may LOVE this. I certainly do not.

I’ve sat inside on a weeknight and had appetizers as well as did a carryout pizza. Both times the food was really good! The service is pretty prompt. We had to wait an extra 10 minutes for our pizza but it wasn’t a huge deal. I think a little update to the décor or seating would be nice but the food is good! Parking can be a bit of a pain. I haven’t figured out the area enough yet to know where the «good» spots are. The parking lot next to the bar costs $ 3 to park. You can then go anythere around town but it’s still kind of silly to pay. Overall a decent experience at the bar!

I used to really love Frank n Tony’s. The food is surprisingly good, however the service is horrid. I swear the only hire high school drop outs that are stoned and illiterate. The girls behind the bar do a decent job, but the servers and cook are the slowest human beings on the planet. Used to insist friends and I go there, now it’s a last last resort. F.

Went here because I had heard the pizza was excellent. People had raved about the crust, but complained about wait times and service.
We waited about 40 minutes for pizza and wings.
Our server was friendly, though she got the draft beer order wrong. We ordered dortmunder and got miller.
The pizza — I Have had cafeteria pizza better than this pizza. The sauce was terrible and the crust was doughy. I was very disappointed. I was told the pizza was worth the wait. It was NOT. I will never step foot in this place again.

Pizza is cheap — really dry crust, though.
Bartenders are cool, I never had an issue getting service. One girl hula hoops on the bar. I liked that. She has a robust physique.
Drank a cheap craft beer and left. Ill stop by again sometime.

Not a very good bar I have went their a few times and it seams that the bartenders friends get preferential treatment I waited 15 min to get her to come down the bar to serve me with a bad drink and worse attitude and I was 1 of 6 people in their and stay away on the weekend full of underage people if I can post vid I would of three girls bragging that this is the place to get served underaged in Willoughby they were 18 but now the good place was clean and wings are good

Before reading, know this, FAT’s is perfectly safe, its clean, and by no means does my review reflect the inside décor of this place. I would go there 5 days a week if I didn’t live 15 minutes away and if they would just have a friendlier bar crowd after hours and a more attentive bar staff.
That said, keep reading.
3 stars for the $ 1.25 happy hour beer specials and the long bar that allows you to find a seat during. I have had their pizza and it is good. I also dig the free popcorn. Some of the wait staff are sssllllllooowwww and it seems that they ignore you if they do not recognize you as a regular or it could be that the staff is unable to withhold more then one or two beer orders in their head before forgetting. Don’t know, its annoying, but the beers are cheap.
It does get pretty full at night with younger kids and some semi goth types. The music later at night is something that you wouldn’t find on any local radio stations or on ANY of my cd’s /​mp3’s. Its a slightly lighter version of death music like suicidal tendencies or sepeltura but a tad harder then Metallica, regardless, that too is annoying.
On a high note, they do have daily specials like AYCE crab, $ 5 pizza, $.25 wings, etc. I just am never there past 8 on the weekday to enjoy these specials. Wings were OK when I had them once and a bearded, 75 year old man sitting next to me had a sausage sandwich that looked pretty good.
Go for the beer… then do yourself a favor and move on to a finer establishment in downtown Willoughby.

Not so great. I’ve been here a couple times and I’m not sure why I went back after the first visit. One of the bartenders was really short and rude with me for no reason. The outside bar would be nice potential bonus expect you feel like you’re in a tiny metal cage with the smokers.
Lot of bar seats at the bar and casual, but there are so many better places to visit in Willoughby.

Saturday was a birthday bar crawl for my pa in law (or as i now refer to him, Glam-​Pa). It was dusk as we went out to the patio at this usually obnoxious teen bar.(whoops, i mean 21 and over). There were maybe three people out there. Very serene.
I ordered a plastic bathtub of sunset wheat, because apparently you can’t get a standard pint at shit bars anymore. Ten minutes later every a-​hole in Willoughby showed up. A dick in zombie makeup, a bachelorette party and other assorted aggressive alpha male chumps. I was forced to chug my tub so that we could get the hell out of there. Maybe it’s because i was hanging with 55 year old men. They have no patience for that stuff. Me, i could have hung around a little longer. Oh well. I used to have fun here when i was 25.
One thing i liked was they were using a flat screen to display pictures of patrons from nights past. Doesn’t sound original, but i’ve never seen it in action before. Maybe they’ll have a picture of me frowning on there.

I have never actually had a good time at this place. Always far too crowded on weekend nights and full of the types that will touch you «accidentally».
Service is so-​so, if not just plain bad. And I have friends that work here. Sorry guys!
I’m only giving FAT’s (what the DTW folk call it) 3 stars because I LOVE their pizza. It is seriously good. Hard to believe, I know. Call ahead to order one, expect to wait for over an hour even when they’re dead, but still… wait for it because it’s really good. And getting one slice after you’re drunk is just not the same. The crust is different. You have to order the whole damned pizza to really enjoy it.
There’s a week night (Mondays maybe?) were they do $ 5 pizzas and $ 1 drafts. So worth it. Other than that, I’d never eat here.