The Cabaret

Worst strip club I’ve ever been to. The girls across the bridge are better and that’s saying ALOT! Smells like puke and ass the second you walk in not to mention some of the strippers smell straight up like B.O. Should’ve went to da ja vu. Not to mention the $ 50 lap dance was about a minute long. AVOID THIS PLACE LIKE THE BLACK PLAGUE!!!

This place is trash the girls are fat. The security at the door is a liar, and the club is constantly empty. I went to audition at this club because I was told over the phone they were hiring. When i showed up the security guy looked at me (saw that i was black) and said they werent hiring. I asked to speak to the manager and he supposedly wasnt there. After i left i called back using a hispanic accent (i speak spanish) to see if they were hiring the guy i spoke to said yes they were. The club was basically empty there were 2 dancers in the club and no customers. The dj was sleep in the corner and the place was 100% turnt down. This place will probably be going out of business soon, because even the security said the club is constantly slow. I could believe him 100% because the girls were fat with flat asses and cellulite. Dont waste your time here. Theyre racist and unprofessional. Point blank and the period.

I’ve had the fortune to visit this place a couple of times last month (January) while it was «The Cabaret.» It was full nude. (18+) It has since changed to SM Club and is now a topless club (21+) :(I can no longer come here since I’m 19. I don’t know if they have the same girls from Cabaret but, hopefully they do. Guess I’ll either have to wait until there’s a new nude club or have to wait 2 more years. Oh well. This club as The Cabaret was really good though, gorgeous ladies who knows what they’re doing. (Obvious if you go at night) since day time has newbies and not as gorgeous as the night chicks.

Garbage… some of the girls are hot but most are ok at best. Not worth spending 20 $ a dance. Dj blows, horrible taste in music and the songs are like 2 minutes at most. But the thing that bugs me the most, too much dead time, entire songs go by without a girl on stage. FAIL.

Theres a reason why they give ppl free passes here…
the girls, MOST of them, look like theyre 15. if you come here to see T&A. u wanna see T&A not females with a lil boys bodies. not only that, im sure guys probably like this, but i dont like it when the stripper THRUST her crotch in my face, super gross «i was about to toss a dollar at u, until u did that, nahh !! «
oh btw +18, they dont serve alcohol, and the damn cranberry juice is $ 12… plus whatever u wanna tip. blahhh

haha shit is weak here. My first experience at a strip club was at The Cabaret. I don’t know what my friends were thinking but I said why not.
Upside was it was only 10 bucks. But walking in there, you just see maybe 10 heads tops.
The girls here were decent, but not on top of their game. Shit, if any of the girls were going to try to hustle me that night, then they would have successfully had me whip out my credit card (I had no cash after the door fee). But nonetheless I paid to get in.
Im not a cheap bastard, I just spent all my money in LA, where I actually had fun.
Cabaret is a dead end low key strip club. The DJ wasn’t all that fresh, and actually got up from his set and told us that we were playing with their fake candle on the table to much (yup, a fake 2 dollar candle). The fact that the candle was more of his concern then not making any money, shows that this place is completely unorganized. How about some promoting, or better employees/​DJs.

I don’t think so…
$ 15 for a bottle of water — ha! They serve no alcohol so forget a night of drinking and oogling naked hotties.
They are fully nude but you will be assaulted the minute you walk in until they realize you are already ticked about the $ 15 bottle of water.
The girls were pretty– no fatties which is good.
I’d avoid and go elsewhere.
Parking on the side.

i went here on my 18^th birthday, and i will never forget the experience. there’s a girl for everyone here. black, Asian, tall, skinny, thick.
of course the thicker prettier girls are more expensive.
i didn’t like the 2 drink minimum ($ 10) but everything else was nice. even sitting on the front stage will get some p in your face. they also say «no touching» but then, the dancers grab your hands and put them wherever they want!
overall, fun place, but a little on the pricier side.