L’eggs Hanes Bali Playtex

What better than boob talk for an 800^th review? [8008]
This is boob heaven (not that kind, guys!). All boobs will be happy here. The only boobs that won’t be happy are the stuck up tiny boobs that shop the tiny sizes at Victoria’s Secret.
First, your boobs will be measured and your boobs will be told they’re way off in the size department. Your boobs will be shocked, and the salesperson will explain why, all the while bringing your boobs every bra on earth to try. And if your boobs don’t like the first 250? Your boobs will be brought more with just the touch of the button inside the fitting room (you might have to touch the button for your boobs, unless your boobs are very crafty).
Eventually your boobs will fall in love with the right bra, and your boobs will thank you for wearing it right out of the store. Your boobs will love you, and you will love your boobs again.

I thought shopping at an oulet would get me a great deal, but the men’s boxers are still overpriced at the Hanes Outlet Store in Woodburn. Boo!