Sebastian Hills Golf Club

If you enjoy dodging pot holes in the parking lot and parking your car with a flat-​tired abandoned van and a rusty camper that overlooks the driving range, this is the place to be. The staff are nasty to interact with and could benefit from an entry level course in common courtesy. The Director of Grounds asked if he could «bum a smoke» (I don’t smoke but apparently look like I do?) while drinking a can of beer and driving around in his Gator. The time was 9:30 in the morning. The course is pock-​marked with un-​repaired divots and nicely sized patches of weeds on the fairways. The rough is defined by the weeds that don’t get mowed along the edges of the course. I’m not kidding. I think this course once was nice but it is in serious need of a lot of general maintenance. Four holes have sand in the traps. The rest have groomed weed traps with no sand in sight.
It’s confusing from the tee because two flags are visible on each hole: One for a golf ball and one for a soccer ball. Yes, people play «kick golf» on the same course and at the same time as regular golfers. The golf flag is on the green and the soccer ball flag is in a hole off the green. Until one has a clear view of the green it is hard to know which flag is which and which flag to aim for. Although it didn’t happen to me, it is very possible you will be sharing the course with someone kicking soccer balls.
I paid $ 10 to rent a cart and gave one person a lift for about 300 feet so he could avoid walking through the puddles and mud on hole 7. The owner was visibly angry and yelled at me for it. He accused me of trying to rip him off and then promptly charged me $ 2 for having having a passenger. Apparently, this golf course rents each of the two seats in a golf cart separately.
This course isn’t for everyone but if you’re the type that enjoys playing golf in the weeds, with tons of bugs, stagnant water, and nasty people, then this is a good place to start.