La Madeleine de Proust

Stay away from this joint, seriously. It is rare that I slam a place but this joint is terrible.
The waiter stopped at out table and stared at us… We didn’t know how to react since he didn’t say anything. We asked for a menu, which he provided by tossing them on the table.
Okaaaaaaay…, we stuck it out. Ordered a sandwich and a Greek salad that promised cucumbers. The salad had no cucumbers. The sandwich was lame. And the waiter was a jerk. Then I went to the restroom… Um he tells me it is out of order because he has no water. What the hell!!! He gave us water to drink, I dread to wonder where it came from! Shouldn’t a restaurant close if they have no running water!!! What is he washing the dishes with? Freaking gross! Run far away — well, you don’t have to go far, there are plenty to choose from here, just do yourself a favor and choose a different place.
He was also incredibly slow so we went inside to pay… Apparently this pissed him off, he slammed dishes around a bit and ignored us for a few minutes while he prepared the coffee cups for another party. He was a jackass. We should have left without paying and these things irritate me that Paris adds an automatic tip to all café and restaurant bills.