Designed to ensnare jet-lagged tourists, this is not really a tapas restaurant. The menu offers just about anything you can think off, and none of it is very good. That would have been a two-star review. But they lost a star when the wildly enthusiastic waiter said he could offer only bottled water, because«the tap water in Amsterdam [elaborate shrug], you know, it’s not ok to drink.» Imagine my shock. Considering my regular consumption of this lethal liquid, I should be dead by now.