Lyts Begjin

Imagine you’re relaxing in the quiet town of Harkema on a Friday night and you’ve had a few beers, but you’re feeling like a little snack. Now, imagine that it’s eleven and that it’s pretty cold out. (If you live in Harkema, it won’t take a lot of creativity to imagine that last part.) So, basically, you can’t drive anywhere because of your beers. And you, sure as hell, don’t feel like bicycling anywhere. What do you do if you only have a few dried up old pindas in your cupboards?
Well! If you’ve got the phone number for Lyts Begjin, you’re set! You just call them right up, order your patat, and wait for the reassuring hum of their scooter bringing you hot and fresh snacks.
Why do we not have this important public service in the United States, I wonder. Something similar may exist in a few big cities, but I guarantee you that if you live here and have sheep for neighbors, nobody is on a scooter bringing you fresh patat.
They may not be the best snack shop, but they’re good and they deliver QUICKLY! Check them out!