Booze Express

Oh what a name. With its lurid red and white sign, txt spk misspelling of the word express and general tacky presentation, Booze Xpress is clearly not the highest quality of establishments.
There’s a wide selection of mostly low quality alcohols and while the prices are relatively cheap, better deals are definitely to be had in supermarkets. If it’s your local by all means drop by on a thirsty evening but I don’t suggest that anyone make an alcoholic pilgrimage here.

«I demand to have some booze!» cry the student residents of Redland, and this shop calmly answers their Withnailian requests. The charmingly, crassly titled Booze Express does exactly what it says on the tin. Booze. Quick. Cheap. Sorted.
Don’t come here if you’re expecting the finest wines known to humanity, of course. Come for an immediate supply of plonk, some tinnies at the last minute, or a bottle of acceptable vodka. That’s what student days are for.

— What do we want? CHEAP BOOZE! When do we want it? NOW! Booze Express is your one stop paradise if youre looking for cheap booze and you want it ready and all at your fingertips. Booze Express holds a vast selection of spirits, wine, beer, ales and alcopops. Brilliant if you’re in a rush to stock up for a house party or just need something in particular but don’t have time to trek round the shops trying to find the perfect drink for an occasion. The staff aren’t too knowledgeable about the alcohol but this is not what Booze Express is about — it is for those who want lots of booze there and then.