Ally’s Cafe

As was pointed out by Marj. C, this place is a take away, not a café selling yuppies continental coffee and croissants. Instead think chips, greasy pizza’s and kebabs.
To be honest, i Have only ever been in here once — and found that its just a standard counter and see-​through glass box thing where the food is kept with a few chairs.
The real glory is the fact you can order your food online and have it delivered. And what food it is — the kebabs are not your usual grease drenched dog leg, they are well cooked and as far as I can tell — pretty fresh and good quality. The chips are good too, as are the prices — but be warned, while I am praising this place for its online service — the actual staff are a bit moody and often rude.
Still, you come here for the food, right — and thats good!

To say this is a café is a bit misleading — it’s a takeaway. There are a few metal chairs and tables inside, but unless it’s three in the morning and you’re drunk I can’t see why you’d want to sit and have lunch in here. I’m not usually a fusspot but it’s hardly glamourous.
Ally’s serves up your usual token takeaway foods. Kebabs, chips and pizza are all glorified in here under the strip lighting. You get hit with a waft of the latter as you stand at the door, and my heart almost gave out just at the smell of it. It’s a bit of a greasefest.
I bit too heavy on my belly on a summer’s day, maybe it would’ve been different if I had a blazing hangover and was in need of something ridiculously unhealthy but also satisfying. I don’t like takeaway as much as I used to and even though it wasn’t bad for what it is, I’d much rather settle for something of quality these days than cheap kebabby thrills.
For a takeaway it’s alright — I wouldn’t steer clear of it. It’s cheap enough and if you order over £30 online you get a free bottle of coke. But this wouldn’t be my first port of call if I was looking for some grub. Not my last, either, but nothing to write home about. Cheap and comme ci comme ca, I could take it or leave it.