Curiosity shop

Curiouser and curiouser, slightly curiouser
One day she had become more than slightly curious and she ventured into the Curiosity Shop. Old chipped china plates, tapes, CDs, VHS, Hairdryers and cookers were crammed into the cave of wonder. Not forgetting those crimpers from the 80’s. An early model of the casio-​tone keyboard was what caught her eye. People are flogging these things on eBay for insane prices! she thought. After buying this item for £3 she was rather happy. Then the thought occurred to make sure it worked and of course it didn’t. Money back please, she said feeling almost cheated. The people in the shop have different scarts/​sockets/​leads and all that jazz so really they should test everything they buy off people before buying off them. Yes, these people buy your junk and even if it doesn’t work, they’ll give you a few quid so you can go and buy a tasty sandwich from the shop next door. She left feeling ever so slightly less curious.