This is the best snooker club in the whole wide world. The beer is so cheap they’re almost giving it away and it is very yummy. The punters are so friendly I thought I was in San Francisco and the staff really gave me the red carpet treatment. Alex McDowall should receive a knighthood. No, scratch that. Saint Alex of Rutherglen has a certain ring to it. Beautiful people from all corners should flock to this haven of tranquility. Hail Harleys! Viva Dickyhart!