McDonald’s

Never paid much attention to this McDonalds, it’s close to my house but not close enough, you know what I mean?
Then one day, my cherished ²⁴⁄₇ Esso Milady Service Station next door was shut down for renovations. Who would satisfy me and my pals stoned 2am cravings. Who would carry the torch to lead us on our 7 and a half minute walk munchie quests.
Ronald would. He made the decision to stay open ²⁴⁄₇ with breakfast meals starting at 5am.
I think these big corporations are spying on us, how else would they have known maaaan.
Anyway, now I take an interest, now this place has something to offer me. Sure the staff are awful buts that mcdonalds isn’t it?
Now when I get a taxi back from a club, I can weigh up my options. Do I go all the way home and give this fella a tip? Or do I jump out early and use that money to get a cheeseburger and sober up a bit before I crash through the door? Yep it’s always the latter. Sorry Glasgow taxis, you’re just another victim of the clowns scourge on humanity, earth and her resources. But fear not you will find allies in cattle, vegans and the tribes of the amazon.
There’s not much you can say about McDonald food/​service. It’s always the same. And that’s why we love it.

Par for the course for a McD’s. They *usually* get the order right and the food’s the same range/​quality as you’ll get elsewhere.
They cope well with the large number of school children who come in (there are three decent sized schools within walking distance) and the kids in there tend not to cause any problems.

As with al Mcdonalds, that have had a recent facelift, the inside is pleasant and comfortable. It’s a great place for youngsters to meet. A variety of table sizes to cater for everything up to a kids party. The staff are actually looking pleased to be working.
I had the sweet chilli chicken from the ’ Deli’ menu and it was very nice. You could put sweet chilli sauce on anything and I would eat it.
All the best modern pop tunes being played over the speakers too