Toys ‘R’ Us

Lordy, I think I have just found the perfect contraceptive.
This colossal toy store in Hove is the size of a small village. I was lucky enough to go when it wasn’t too busy, but boy it’s still quite overwhelming.
I was only looking for a toy bow and arrow to accompany a fancy dress outfit but it was impossible to find anything here. I looked around for a member of staff for help but couldn’t find one, i walked around the entire store twice but still couldn’t find one, I looked and I looked… not one member of staff!
Eventually I had to queue at the cash desk to speak to the singular staff member… only to be told they don’t sell bows and arrows.
I couldn’t get out of this store quick enough — although that’s easier said than done as there is only one exit that you eventually find once you have been channeled around the side of the shop.
As I said, it’s enough to put you off having children!

A real favourite with families, Toys R Us on the Goldstone site is probably the biggest toy and kiddies shop in Brighton and Hove. It’s ideal if you want to grab a few gifts and toys. Last year, on Christmas eve, I did all my Xmas shopping here and definitely made a saving. A great place.