Funky Box

God damn you Unilocal,the things I do to quench your insataible appetite for reviews! This is my lowest point yet.
On the plus side the dense cloud of smoke and terrible lighting not only hides the grubby interior but also the strange creatures who inhabit this place.
Open til 7 am 7 days of the week this is a haven for misfits, miscreants and those who simply don’t know when enough is enough — not a problem in itself in my book unless you are ending up here! Most things served here are fizzy blue or green bottled drinks which don’t go down that easy under the terrible sounds of whatever music it is that is played here.

«Hey, look! There’s a club that stays open until seven in the morning! We can party all night long! To hell with the other places. I’ve found Nirvana.»
That was the exact quote* from when we saw the posters for this godawful, smoky den of lasers and thumping house music that crushed my soul and flushed it down the toilet. Is it so much to want a twenty-​four hour club that isn’t a hole? Yes it is. I should just go home earlier. I’m not Bez.
Funky Box is just a filthy boil of a club (new name there?) that matches everywhere else like it I’ve had the misfortune to drag my carcass through. Stay open until seven then. See if I care.
*Not an exact quote.

Funky Box, a little like Pandora’s Box should come with a warning. Beware the contents.
It’s only open from Midnight til 7am so the crowd that is pulled in is one which probably should have gone home at 3am. However, it’s open 7 days a week and if you’ve not had enough for the night (or don’t know when to say when!), are drunk enough to handle the excess that is Funky Box and want to dance ’til after sunrise then go for it!
It’s basically a continuation of Concert Square with electro house music and it’s pretty cheap once you get in there. I went once on a staff night out and if there is a big group of you it can be a laugh, but I wouldn’t even consider going in if you’re sober.