Sunseekers Sunbeds

Sunseekers Sunbeds’ sign really puts me off the place. All those flames just remind me of like, burning. And lobster-​red people. And skin cancer. Anyway, despite this, the place advocates spray tans to the highest degree, stressing that it only takes ’25 seconds’ and is ‘100% UV free.’
What they don’t mention is that gorgeous biscuit-​y scent that will follow you for weeks after, and the patchiness of your stunning orange hue after a few showers at home. Mmm, delightful.
Prices are average. The staff are friendly enough. But I can’t see what would possess a person to go here.
If you’re really that desperate then get a bottle of St. Tropez or something and apply it yourself. It’s a whole lot less humiliating than standing semi-​naked in paper knickers.