There was a recent campaign on behalf of the nhs to encourage the morbidly obese to get gastric bands. Fantastic! First thing that me and my house mate say to each other? Let’s get fatty fat fat fat and get gastric bands! First stop kebabalicious. We explain the the very nice man at the counter our intentions and he simply smiled and but extra cheese and sauce on our food. No extra charge. It’s reassuring that the local kebab shop looks after the community’s dreams and aspirations regardless to how obscure.