Lavender Hill Siam Beauty

I have been a regular customer at Siam for years and I can see the quality of the massage has gone down hill! It used to be brilliant — best massage you can find in London. Since most of the Thai girls left, the massage quality also decreased. Recently I had a massage by Sharon and it was terrible. She couldn’t do strong massage and she even asked me to pay £10 extra. What a rip off. Make sure when you go to Siam you ask for Thai lady!!!

Ok, so I’m not into the whole pleasure pain thing, but… sometimes it’s just necessary!
I have just spent the last hour being abused by the strongest Thai lady I’ve ever met! I know what you’re thinking and the answer is yes, she really was a woman! And she was exactly what I needed.
My shoulder have been up by my ears for a while now, so I took the hint and booked myself a Thai massage. This little shop of… hardworking people, was recommended to me by a friend who used to train at a bodybuilders gym. Apparently this is where the pros take their ripped, bulgingbodies and now I understand why.
After my petit powerhouse walked up and down my back (making sure to dig her toes in-​between each of my ribs), embedded her elbows in my shoulders and worked out the knots the size of golf balls, I left bruised and battered but somehow relaxed!
I would defiantly recommend an outing here if you want, no need, your shoulders extracted from your earholes. And all for the reason price of 30 shiny pounds!
Ps. I was all set to give them 4 stars but half way through my massage one of the other ladies came in to ask my masseuse something that obviously couldn’t wait… and then left the door open — rude!

To add to Josephine’s review, Siam beauty do very good, cheap and quick wax jobs. Top dollar job for rock bottom prices. Only downside is it’s a hassle to get to unless you live the Clapham/​Lavender Hill area, but many a girlfriend head over here for the works, meet some friends and go for lunch in the Clapham area, making a day of it. This is because you can get the works at Siam beauty for the cost of… hmmm… one facial in the West End?! Worth it!
Enjoy!!!
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