Spearmint Rhino Europe

Happy hour, happy ending hour more like it. If you have the cash and the spunk that is possible here. !
I’ve done my fair share of amateur photo and videography with my boyfriend and although the kink of big beautiful women who squirt is very in at the moment nothing compares to these goddesses.
The working girls here are majestic, the subtle curves of there bodies, there lustful lips, there natural stage presence that can only be compared to Dolly Parton, and fundamentally there massive tits. !
It’s all enough to make even the most refined gentlemen walking out with what can only be described as a spilt oyster in there britches.

Literally, so fun. Snuck away with my man to London and of course we had to sneak away to the rhino! Since this club caters to the men more then me, here is his written account of our experience (I totally approve of letting my man dance with strippers… Partly because he spends four times as much on me then what he spends here: p)
We were met at the coat check by the floor manager, showed me around probably hoping I was a Whale.
Maybe 10 custies, 30 girls. Dress code is long gowns. Full bar, bottle service, strip to thongs on stage but full nude laps. £100 stage fee to work plus tip out. Not sure if walk-​ins allowed. £20 laps girl keeps it all plus tips. £300 private room 30 minutes, not sure if house gets any of that. NO STAGE TIPPING! Actually its allowed but no one does it because smallest paper money is £5 ($ 7.50 US) and throwing £1 and £2 coins onto the stage is probably awkward … They roll around, are hard to collect, etc. Same for Rhino chips that nobody buys anyways. So as a result dancers have no opportunity to «connect» with custies at a tip rail. That, and the dancer/​custie ratio makes for aggressive trolling on the floor. Newbie custies find this annoying. Vets like me can put up with it.
Drinks pretty good and not overpriced (much).
I met a Hungarian girl, an 8, who sat with me. I got a couple dances as a thank you. She tried hard to upsell to doubles VIP with her Hungarian friend, a 7, which I resisted. Stage tipped a pretty English blond, a 9, £10 which got her attention. We conversed and I got three dances from her plus tip. Last was an aggressive Spanish spinner, a 9, who I danced with but similarly disappointed on the VIP upsell. It was 1 hour before closing so she was very pushy. Had a much better pitch than the Hungarian girls, though.
English girl was a very nice girl and strictly followed the no touching rules. Others were less so but by American standards still very chaste.

I remember when Spearmint Rhino first arrived in the UK, back in July 2000.
There used to be two Spearmint Rhino clubs in Greater London area,
one in Hatton Cross near Heathrow and one in Uxbridge, but sadly they’re now closed down.
Spearmint Rhino has always been a very upscale gentlemen’s club from day one.

a very classy gentlemen’s club.
the girls are beautiful and the décor is like any other high-​end club really, and they pump out all the club hits while there’s always some girls on the main stage as well as working the floor.
The place is actually really big, which is good for those more intimate dances
but don’t be fooled go there prepared to part with some serious cash to make the most of the venue.
I’d recommend getting a table and a bottle for the full roller experience!
The dress code is smart/​wealthy.

About four months after meeting the now infamous Unilocaler, JeannetteZ, we were both travelling to Europe and decided to meet up in London. As a special treat, she took me here for dinner. Cough!
Actually, the food was incredibly good and I would highly recommend it. All the waiting staff were knowledgable about the specials and the service was exceptional.
The girls were pretty damn hot too.
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On a side note, theres nothing quite so satisfying as eating a perfectly grilled scallop while a vagina gyrates less than three feet away from your mouth.