Easy Everything

Man Easy Everything is so Orange and fantastic. It’s definitely scuzzy but if you need to check your email and don’t want to go to the McDonald’s next door, it’s a good place to go.

Hmm! There’s not a way to categorize this ubiquitous internet café, found all around England, open all day and night, for bums and cruisers alike. Cheaper by the night as desperation sets in!
The thing about Easy Everything is that most likely, 95% of the customers are gay men all in the same
chat room, slowly tip-​toeing up from their seats to see if the person claiming to be three down and ten over is really person in the headless shot.
Sometimes it was, but then everyone would make an excuse for having to run home to feed a toy poodle or something.
All I remember of the Manchester EE is having to sit behind my weird Northern friend Chris from Doncaster, tip-​tip-​tapping away one finger at a time while shooing me away from the keyboard because I wanted to be rude, yelling, «Bot! Bot!» at every too-​good-​to-​be-​true find young lad who would IM him.