KFC

Urgh, KFC. I came to this KFC in a moment of pure peer pressure. I was with some of my friends, we’d been having some afternoon drinks and drunkenly decided that we needed some afternoon grease right away. KFC it was.
Literally KFC is just so full of grease and oil that it’s disgusting. At least the chicken is hot. Apart from that it’s just mostly grease. It gets everywhere, over your hands, face, even your hair if you’re a bit drunk like I was.
KFC. Bad if you’re drunk, even worse if you’re sober.

KFC is my favorite fast food establishment and I simply cannot stand by and allow this slander.
The Twister is only the best thing i have ever put in my mouth. When I made my Unilocal profile and had to choose a last meal on earth, it was a really tormenting split between KFC and Ikea Meatballs. I ended up plumping for the meatballs, but if i’m completely honest, i only sided with the meatballs because people would think i was cooler than if i chose KF.
Anyway i’ve been to so many chicken shops in my time, and not a single one has even come close to a real KF.
I don’t know how they make that mayo but, Colonel, if you’re reading this, please let me know.

Everyone loves fried chicken and they love it more when it Kentucky fried chicken! KFC is literally adored by chicken lovers!
This one in the Arndale food court is an eternally crowded one, with lots of kids whining for what they want. Then they are followed by adults who are also yelling a lot and ultimately, the place is a reminder of some fish market.
But the 4 stars, are solely to the food and the reputation of KFC and how despite all noise, chaos and commotion, it is still considered the thrown of fried chicken, still being flocked by the masses.