And the prize for the most random shop in the whole of Afflecks Palace goes to… Seriously, the people who run this place must have used folded up pieces of paper, a hat and blindfold to help them come up with their business strategy as the links between the things sold here I’d describe as tenuous at best. Mooching around Rowfers I’ve come across jewellery, stripy tights, piercing, oil burners, candles, mirror balls, ornaments, bandannas, makeup, badges, studded belts, hair dye and incense. Luckily I’m thinking of throwing a stripy tight and bandannas party and don’t have any electricity in my tree house. There’s going to be a guess the smell competition where you get the chance to win a pair of really baggy trousers but the loser will have to wear a badge that says«I’m incensed.»