Did anyone ever watch the Moomins? It was a cartoon about a bunch of troll-hippos that lived together, along with their other friends. It was slow-moving and sinister, and pretty weird to be honest. Some episodes practically had nothing happen. Probably the strangest thing to ever grace British television. Now imagine, that instead of hippo-trolls, they are people. Slow and sinister. Strangely placid. Just existing, sometimes doing nothing at all. Passing the time as a peculiar dysfunctional family. They just are. Now imagine they meet somewhere, to congregate and share stories. A similarly slow, unreal place, devoid of any personality. A place only for them, no-one else. Where they can be alone. The Brewer’s Arms. Moomins only.