Moira Demesne

Moira Demesne is easily one of the most stunning places to go for a walk in these parts. It’s absolutely huge, has a great variety of flowers and trees and is very well kept. Well, apart from the toilets that is.
After my dander round Moira, I figured it might be an idea to go explore the Demesne to see if I could find toilets. It had been an absolute age since I was last there, but I was fairly sure I remembered seeing loos there before. Sure enough, a short walk up the front path and there were the toilets beside the children’s playground. I must admit, I was ever so slightly relieved. Not for long mind you…
I have never come across a more disgusting, run down sets of toilets in my life. Not only were the actual toilets themselves absolutely filthy, but they didn’t have any loo roll, there weren’t any mirrors and one of the toilet doors was broken. Excellent, just excellent. I couldn’t believe that such a beautiful park had the most horrible toilets. What a disgrace.
If the rest of Moira Demesne wasn’t so lovely I’d be going for two stars, but as long as you don’t need the loo, you’d be blissfully ignorant of its downside. Three is generous enough I reckon.