Bird In Hand

INCOMPETENCE: noun; the inability to do something successfully. That sums up the staff of this restaurant 100%. Whoever gave the first review for this place must work here.
We had a decently large party (8), but had no problem giving us a table. The room we were in though was small and had 30+ people other than us in it which is far too many because the acoustics were awful. Also the lighting constantly changed from dim to bright every couple minutes and was very distracting and annoying.
We arrived at 7 and were ask about our drinks roughly 15 minutes later. Then it took another 45 minutes (yes nearly exactly 45 minutes) to take our orders after asking our order to be taken. I ordered a swordfish with the meal being described as a well sized steak (I’m 6’5″ 220lb, and eat a lot). At exactly an hour and 43 minutes after arriving I received my swordfish which was probably 4oz instead of the well sized dish I was told about. I ate it in probably 30 seconds, not satisfied and disappointed. My sister who is 115lb ate the same dish in around 3 minutes.
tl;dr this restaurant has servers who are slow, incompetent, and unknowledgeable. The food is average at best and I wouldn’t wish my worst enemy the same experience I had here. We should have gone to the chippy instead.
This review is written by a professional server.

Delightful local pub with character and superb food. Dinner menu slightly more expensive than lunch times, but with much greater choice. The food is lovingly prepared with many specials. good vegetarian options as well. I tried the home made duck pâté as a starter. It was heavenly