General Nutrition Center

The staff here really does try to be helpful and knowledgeable with their offered opinions, but how trustworthy can they be when they themselves don’t look entirely fit? That’s like asking me to babysit your 17 year old daughter/​sister. Would you trust me with her?
When it comes to shopping, I try to get all the info I can online and then buy in person if I’m impulsively inclined to. I do admit that I get quite timid when I try to buy some of life’s necessities. I tried to buy some horny goat weed here, but there were too many other customers walking about the aisles. As cover, I’d pretend to be shopping for some muscle building protein powder and flex my scrawny arms in the mirror. And each time I thought the coast was clear to reach over to this elusive weed, a woman in leotards or a muscle head wearing a fanny pack would turn the corner towards me. Ugh.
I know what you’re gonna say. Sure, I can just order it online and have it shipped to my pad, but I can’t. I think someone is stealing my stuff off my porch – phone books, packages and even door hanging coupons. When I ordered a blow up doll, it never got to me. I think my shifty neighbor is the culprit!
So, if you’re willing to help me, can you go with me to the store and buy it for me? And while you’re at it, would you mind asking my neighbor for my plastic friend back?