Beth D’s Dart Garage

I know a lot of people, I just don’t trust them. When I realized the three of us were actually sharing some pretty deep secrets here at 2:30 in the morning, I was caught by surprise. It seemed perfectly natural.
And maybe that’s the magic of this place, or maybe it was just a special occasion: I don’t give a flying fuck about beer or wine or comfortable chairs, I’m only interested in why the people I know do what they do, and if I have a role in it. When I turn off the bullshit radar and not tell people what I think they want to hear, it’s a different playing field.
However you choose to manifest the Human Condition — through art or relationships or control or competition — I hope it’s working out for you. In Beth D’s Dart Garage at 2:30 in the morning, it was all about words and feelings. I’m thinking that’s as good as it gets.

This place has ice cold beers, comfortable chairs, darts, a puppy, cute kids, and some of the world’s best queso cookin’ in the kitchen. You wish you could hang out here.
There’s even a fan in the garage for when you’re chilling in the brutal Texas summer heat. All they need is some misters and they’d get that elusive 6^th star.

Top Ten Reasons Why Beth D’s Dart Garage is better than any bar you can go to:
1. It’s BYOB and Beth always has some booze /​beer on hand too. Sharing is caring.
2. The chairs are really comfortable and have two levels of recline: mid-​way and all the way. And they don’t swallow you and make it impossible to get out of, or are so smushy that they make you sleepy. Just right.
3. There is a fan and a dart board.
4. There is a little necessities and novelties shelf that houses such items as bug spray, playing cards, and of course, cigarettes.
5. Yes, you can smoke inside Beth D’s but it is not so smoky that you come home and have to wash your hair.
6. It is really close to my house. Like crossing no major streets close.
7. If the owner is not busy, she’ll sit and talk with you for hours.
8. And booze with you. A lot.
9. So much so, that at the end of the night, you may end up pulling your boobs out to compare them.
10. Twice.

This is in no way a review by the owner intended to boost the rating after buttheads knocked it down a peg or two. Not that at all. This review is to say that the reclining chairs are super awesome and comfortable.

The first time I tried to go here, I was told I didn’t have the right trousers on.
The second time I tried to go here, I was told they were at maximum capacity… But I clearly saw other people going in.
The third and final time, management told me I smelled of Asian food and might possibly offend the other guests.
…screw this place. I’m going to try that new place down South. I think It’s called DM’s Pool, or something like that.