Shane Stearns

I don’t normally write reviews for any place other than doughnut shops, but I felt I had to let Mr. Stearns know that his social media game is on point! I, like so many others out there, am still an avid user of Myspace, and its refreshing to see him utilize it so well. You’re going right to spot #1 on my top 8, Shane. A+++++

Top notch face paint, above average pranks, great sense of humor. Glad Shane Stearns is in Austin, TX.

Would not hang out with again.
Happy Birthday.

I can always count on Shane to have an opinion, whether it’s food (which he ACTUALLY cares about) or some random ass topic (at which point, he’s arguing just to argue).
His idea of a «prank» may be a little misguided, but as long as the mischief isn’t aimed at you, it’s a blast to sit back and watch the hilarity that ensues.
He’s got great hair, a warm smile, plays a mean guitar, has an awesome wife (how’d you pull that off, buddy?) and his kids are the cutest. He talks a little fast for my taste, but that doesn’t him a bad guy.
He might be annoying as all get out, but I’m still glad this dude was born.

I’m always happy to see Shane. He’s got a cool wife, great kids, hipster looking haircut… but then he usually starts talking and completely ruins any happiness I had.
It’s his birthday today so I hope he thinks long and hard about his birthday wish. I hope he wishes he’ll move back to LA… You can call me his Fairy Godfather cause i’d make sure that wish comes true.
I will say this about Shane, he knows food! That man could talk for hours about how he prepared a dish, what it tasted like, how he liked it… but tragically, he usually does talk for hours about food. And hours and hours… about food. Most of the time though, he talks about food he doesn’t like: «The cheese pizza was too cheesy.» The chicken tenders were too crispy. The tacos Al Pastor weren’t made the way that I make them with a special spice that is only grown on the western bank of the Himalayan mountains that I went to personally gather myself and that’s why mine are the best…” You get the idea.
Speaking of food he makes, he’s always talking about it but never seems to bring any for anyoneelse… coincidence?
Has he ever told you about the time he called up a new restaurant owner in town to tell him how he his food was above average but he’d never be successful if he continued with the name he had chosen for the establishment? He spent hours researching the company, finding the owner, finding contact info all to deliver a completely unsolicited scathing criticism and review… we call that «The Shane Special!»
Shane is an awesome colleague! Partially because he is so good at his job, but mostly cause he goes off to a room and you don’t have to see him all day, He’s also the first one to let you know when there is free food in the breakroom! So that’s cool! But it’s usually because he’d been stalking it the entire time and badgers people until they finally give in and let him have some. But man, he is RIGHT ON IT!
But seriously, I love this guy, Shane is one of the coolest people I know. On the «awesome person scale» Shane is a solid 9… out of 100.
Happy Birthday, Shane! You have a beautiful wife, adorable sons, and 2 – 3 friends that would say they actually like you. You’re living the dream.
Also, challenge him to a slap bet… It’ll be the best thing you’ve ever done. (He always loses)

The only thing louder than this guy’s Switchfoot knock-​off band are his opinions. Whether it’s food, faith, relationship advice or his kids it’s clear where his passion and heart is.
Overall great person, minus one star for his dumb haircut.
Happy birthday!

Can someone get this guy a Webby already?
Who knew Shane was a video superstar? Mark Killian did.
From rocking Americana face paint, to guitar strumming, to catching cereal in his mouth on a beanbag chair — Shane does it all. Though he’s early in this phase of his video career, his breadth and versatility should see him rise straight to web fame. Mashable comment trolls aside, Shane’s a great dude and always willing to do something wacky for the sake of our team. Happy b-​day to him.

Five stars for really cute kids, minus two stars because they’re distractingly adorable in every workplace Shane allows them to visit. His lady is pretty awesome also. They have one of the cutest «meeting to marriage» stories ever.
Shane manages to find really cool workplaces. I would know, because I met him in one of them. I hope he has a happy birthday, and continues to rock this one.
I technically shouldn’t be reviewing this artist, but I will go ahead and do so anyway because I enjoy crashing parties.