Rocky’s Pizza

We went to Rocky’s Pizza for dinner one night… We drive past this place every day driving on Main Street. It’s always packed every Sunday, so we figured we’d give it a whirl. Got to admit, the experience was disappointing. We tried the pizza dinner buffet. The food was kinda ho-​hum… Don’t know how long the pizza has been on the warmer, but it wasn’t the best pizza I’ve tried. The salad bar wasn’t too exciting, and the dessert variety didn’t tempt me. I didn’t even try dessert. It’s pretty cheap for an all-​you-​can-​eat dinner buffet, so I guess it might be worth it just to fill up a hungry stomach, but if you want a real dinner experience, this wasn’t it.

Nice texture of the crust, nice and crispy. Great quality toppings and a lot of them. Possibly my favorite pizza of all time.

Ok pizza, rude staff, and good beer. Take a chance perhaps your experience will be better than mine, but keep in mind you are taking a chance, however it’s your money

I love the pizza and buffet! So good! Servers are nice enough, too. Great atmosphere and restaurant décor.

Love this place been going there forever the salad bar is excellent… Always fresh great for kids… Great party room great pizza friendly service and always willing to correct your order! Love this place! Definitely recommend it for a Friday night with the fam and friends! Bomb pizza

If you liked this pizza the first time, you will like it every time. They are the model of consistency. I am especially impressed with the quality of their veggies.
They have a salad bar and a buffet. I haven’t tried it but I always see it getting hit pretty hard when I’m here.
I get a big kick out of the décor; lots of antique metal signs and whatnot. Plenty of video games for the younger set.
Although it’s no longer used, they have one of those ‘ready’ signs with the light-​up numbers.
If you are under 50, you have no idea what I just said.
So be it. Time marches on, y’know.

Great food! Watch out for a busy buffet on Friday nights, but it is well worth the wait. Pizza is crisp and salad is cold and fresh! Be sure to try to the carrot cake at the end!

The pizza is pretty bomb. Def hit it up. But really, the crust in crunchy and the pizza is fresh. You can watch them make it which is pretty dope if you like that kinda stuff.

The absolute best… Oh my bad apple auto corrected me, worst pizza I have EVER had. Not only am I going to have to go by Walmart to buy a 30 pack of brawny extra tough toilet paper to get take care of the dysentery I just achieved while eating this pizza, which was the worst thing Ive put in my mouth since my college dorm days, but I feel like I may have to call somebody to rush me to the ER to get my stomach pumped to get rid of the horrible taste that won’t leave my mouth. I gave Rocky’s the benefit of the doubt and against my better judgement tried their fan favorite teriyaki chicken pizza. Turns out that was a bad idea considering it tasted like they ran out of ingredients in the back and swept up the dust bunnies (even more likely rat feces) and to finish it off thought, «f**k it, lets just cover it in teriyaki sauce!» As I reached for the napkins I saw this place has been opened since the 80’s seriously… How the f**k is that possible all I can think is they have been slipping rohypnol into peoples pizza to keep them from remembering the intense stomach pains they in countered from digesting such filth. My children have made better pizzas in there easy bake oven out of Plato than they created in that log hell. If you don’t have health coverage to take care of the doctor visit your going to have to schedule after eating here I’d strongly suggest driving past this place and eating LITERALLY anywhere else.

Best pizza in town! Very spendy but excellent pizza. Great place for a family birthday party!

Its nice to come here when we dont feel like cooking but it is kinda spendy. The buffet is a little pricey but it does have alot of stuff. I always enjoy a good salad bar that has hard boiled eggs. I like the variety of the pizza they have for the buffet. The piiza prices are a little spendy. I would go here more if the bottom of the pizza wasnt as burnt as much and the prices were lower. But overall its a nice place to enjoy pizza and look at the history on the walls.

Good but very greasy pizza. Lots of topping and usually friendly staff. A pizza joint with a drive thru is pretty badass. Prices are a bit high, but best pizza in town for sure.

My wife and I came here for the lunch buffet on a Friday. We walked in and were greeted by the lady behind the desk. We got two buffet lunches.
There was a decent spread of pizza (about 5 kinds), a decent salad bar, and some sketch looking taco bar (a vat of ground meat and some nacho cheese sauce).
The pizza was actually pretty good. I made a decent salad too. The salad bar was pretty fresh and they had more than just iceberg lettuce. While we were stocking up one of the employees asked if we wanted something that we didn’t see (pizza wise) but we said it all looked good.
In the end, we thought everything was pretty average. I was pretty skeptical walking into the joint, but we had a decent lunch and walked out full.
If you’re looking for a quick, cheap bite for lunch, I’d give this place a shot.

Great for a Saturday night family dinner with some picky eaters.
We got the buffet and for once… everyone was happy!
Very original Pizza style with great crispy crust. Salad bar was very fresh, full of great stuff, and user friendly .
After dinner the kids played video games and had a blast. We will definitely be coming back.

Meh. It’s okay. Nothing fancy and kind of expensive. The crust bubbles too much so it pushes all your toppings toward the middle so a slice of pizza becomes half crust, half toppings.
Highlights of my visit: $ 8 lunch buffet had a large selection of pizzas to try, salad bar, desserts, but mostly low quality, highly processed offerings. The beer on tap is nice and cold so that’s a plus. They do have a nice thin crisp crust but it’s also over cooked.
I came here by default since the tire store neighbors it, I wouldn’t go out of my way to come back. It wasn’t awful just not what I like.
I should offer a disclaimer, I’m sort of a pizza snob. :)

Loved the taco pizza with doritos! Great buffet with an affordable price and plenty of games and toys to keep the kids busy! I woukd definitely recommend

I love the pizza here. It is kinda spendy but worth it. Love that they have a drive thru for call in orders.

Pizzas are pretty pricey, but so delicious! :-) Best pizza in battle ground. Love that they have a drive thru for pick up

I don’t often get to write this, but I’m in my sixties and this is the worst pizza I’ve had. I eat pizza without cheese for health reasons. Because of this I taste the crust and toppings. The crust is manufactured, not thrown. It has no flavor, including the yeast you get with hand-​made pizza. And it’s missing the texture of a real crust. The onions and green peppers were fresh, not frozen. The chicken tasted tender but like there was water added. The sweet barbecue sauce had no smoke flavor at all. I think people come here for the all-​you-​can-​eat buffet. There are fresh salad makings so you can get lots of food inexpensively, but that’s about it.
I would normally give this two stars because the building is an interesting old log cabin with vintage photos and it has video games downstairs and some TV screens for sports. The one star is to warn people away who are thinking of trying it for the first time and might want a real pizza.

We were just driving by and notice a huge log cabin in the middle of town. Mind you everything around here is all modern with little appeal. So we found the diamond in the rough with Rocky’s pizza. When they say Meat Lovers they really mean it!!! I know there was bread in there somewhere but I’m not complaining… Good pizza and great staff!