Olde Town Pizza

Have never been a fan of this place since I consider them a bit more expensive than the chain pizza places and I don’t consider the quality to be all that special. However, earlier today my girlfriend and I were texting about dinner plans and I commented that, «I wish I could have pizza, but I’m lactose intolerant.»
She found out from a coworker that you guy carried a soy cheese pizza, and went down to ask about it, being a bit skeptical. She said that multiple people endorsed it, so she got one special for me and a regular pizza for her and her son.
She was so happy to surprise me with it when she got home. I’m a soy milk & tofu fan, but the idea of soy cheese worried me. Yet there I was, on the spot trying it out right in front of her. I wanted to like it, I really really did. However, everything about this so called «cheese» was all wrong.*
The first, and perhaps most important thing was the texture. They could have fooled me into thinking it was cheese if it had that gooey cheesy texture. Unfortunately this was just slimy, more like cream cheese than mozzarella.
The second thing was the taste. At first it tasted a bit like those cheese spreads you get on cheap hamburgers, which was pretty good. However, this quickly got worse… and it lingered… on… and on… and on…
Finally there was the smell. Now this was probably just my brain playing tricks on me at this point, but I swear I got a whiff of something that smelled like a rancid Indian Paneer factory.
I couldn’t even try to put the cheese flavor on the back of my pallet, it just spread around in my mouth and masked everything else! The only reason I give you 2 stars is because everything else about the meal and the other pizza seemed satisfactory.
Your pizza ruined my Dinner and my chances of getting whoopee tonight. Shame on you Olde Town, shame on you.
*I really don’t get how you get off calling this «soy cheese». It is not fucking cheese. It should be called «soy cheese slime product» or something. Seriously, haven’t you ever heard of goat cheese? You goddamn vegans have to ruin everything don’t you? You can not turn soy into cheese, bacon, turkey, hot dogs, nuts, or anything else that isn’t soybeans or tofu. If you don’t want to eat animal products then don’t. It’s not necessary to destroy everyone else’s happiness too.
TLDR: Soy cheese tastes comparable to camel diarrhea. DO NOT ORDER FAKE CHEESE.

Overall very impressed great pizza everything we had tasted great !!! We have been there a few times it’s always great