Desoto Inn & Suites

This is where you should go to party with cockroaches, check out the rat traps they left in your room, and test your immune system with their mold problem. Don’t forget to day dream while looking at the leak spots on the ceiling and keep your fingers crossed their AC works, which it probably won’t. Don’t hope for niceties like an iron or an ironing board because it doesn’t exist. The pool is suitable for Hazmat and according to staff hasn’t been usable in four years. I’d say this is the basic hotel for hookers and drug deals, but at least the other hotels will change your sheets/​towels and this one won’t. I was gone from 9am-​7pm and no one came. When I asked for new towels, the old man who came to my room blamed me and said I missed the cleaners and should have been gone longer. Longer than 10 hours? You might wonder why I didn’t switch rooms. Sadly, I did. The second room was just as bad as the first and when I asked for a room without mold, I was told there were no more rooms. I found it hard to believe the hotel was full since I don’t think it was even a quarter full
So you’re not confused, this use to be the Econolodge. You can tell because outside of their sign, everything still says Econolodge on it including their receipts and TV channel list.
Well, I’ve always wondered why Unilocal doesn’t offer zero stars and I finally realized why. I didn’t die! So I feel I got lucky and that’s worth a star.