Walmart Supercenter

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Sometimes when you go to a store in a Podunk area or in an older town, you will find that stores are usually not well kept, filthy, have a weird smell, or aren’t well-​stocked. I expect the Waskom gas station near the almost barren Texas and Louisiana border to be dirty and smell gross. I expect the department store from 1968 in the old part of town to be a bit run down.
However, North Bossier is actually a pretty nice area. The local Target, Sam’s, Academy Sporting Goods, Home Depot, Lowe’s, etc. are all fairly well kept. Each of those stores is clean, the staff is helpful, friendly and those stores are each stocked and organized.
But regardless of how the surrounding businesses seem to be run, the Airline Drive Bossier City Walmart Super Center still manages to somehow remain this sort of glistening turd beacon of shopping misery. I haven’t lived in Bossier for more than 7 years now, and they’ve remodeled it numerous times, but every time I come to town to visit my parents or in-​laws and am forced to go to Walmart, for whatever reason, I quickly am reminded of why I always hated shopping there.
This Walmart is dirty and disgusting. God help you if nature calls and you find yourself with no choice but to use the public restroom here. You will see countless potholes and floor tiles missing. You will see numerous shelves missing contents and tags — though you might find said missing shelf contents randomly strewn about the floor all throughout the store.
What I probably hate most though is that you will find yourself squeezing through aisles that are too close together between troglodytes on almost each one, at least a few of them screaming — and I have to point this out that they are not doing that «quiet parent trying but failing to stealthily tell Billy to get down from that shelf» sort of scream but actual honest to goodness 100 decibel «Jerry Springer just told me my lover is porking my 600 lb sister» screaming, at their kids wanting a book or toothbrush. «YOU AIN’T NEED NO BUUKS, JENNA! GIT BAK INDA BUGGY!!»
If you have ever heard of the website «People of Walmart,» well, it wouldn’t surprise me if someone said that every picture on that site was taken at this location.
Stay away at all costs. Go to the Target right down the street for what non-​grocery needs you have, and the Benton Road Brookshire’s a couple of miles North for the groceries you need that Target doesn’t stock. You will quickly discover that even with longer the drive and inconvenience of having to stop at multiple locations, your overall shopping experience is infinitely less stressful and nausea-​inducing.

I dread going to Walmart… but it’s just so close to my home in Bossier City I find myself drawn there inexorably, like a moth to a flame. I hate spending my day running all over town to do shopping chores so I end up here because I can pretty much get it all done with one stop and I’m willing to put up with the pain of too tight aisles, too many people and the interminable wait in the check out line cause when I’m done, by God I’m done!
However, having stepped into Walmarts all over the State of LA this one could definitely use a face lift — Most of the newer Walmarts have more spacious aisles and a better layout… but if you absolutely must get your stuff done in a one stop location then suck it up, pull up your big boy or girl drawers and wade in…

Ah Walmart. It is by far the worst shopping experience in the free world. If I had a choice of hunting and gathering in the Sudan, or shopping at Walmart, I would choose Sudan, or maybe Afghanistan… it’s close. If you need help finding something, don’t bother. If you need to check out, bring a change of clothes, toothbrush, meals for a day or two, and a folding chair. Other than that, Walmart is great. Oh, don’t forget your Sherpa for the hike in from the overcrowded parking lot. Oh and don’t bring your vehicle for an oil change, last experience they forgot to actually change said oil.

This Walmart is terrible! I went today to purchase a baby gift and the majority of the items on the list were not sold in the store! Or, they were sold out of the items. The list did not direct you to aisles. It just said, «Infants» department. Really helpful… Ugh…The place is a dump and always looks dirty. I’m not a big fan of Walmart in general but this one takes the cake, man.