Unique

Sorry in advance for keeping this review general, but I’m slightly traumatized.
Many times have I walked past the big sign on Beach Street that says, «Unique Company,» but I’ve never actually ventured inside until today. BEST BUSINESS NAME EVER! But that’s where the fun stops, kids.
I had to walk through a wall of about 6 or 7 men all crowded into the doorway (saying things to me that it’s probably best I could not understand, I might add), which got the experience started off on the wrong foot. Inside it was crowded and claustrophobic, stuffed silly with more pastel-​colored, gawdy junk «gifts» than you can shake a stick at… and… PORN. Lots and lots of Asian porn.
I realized it was time to leave when I noticed that all 6 – 7 doorway men were peering in at me through the window… ummm… yeah.
The only thing I can say in their favor is that this place IS unique. And a company. Of some sort. No false advertising here.
So now you know. Save yourselves.