Vertigo

my friend works there, and he is a HUGE HUGE full time body guard as well… plan and simple and knows how to kill a man with his pinky finger… there you go, thats my review!

I just can’t stand this place!!!
They have the worst crowd, crappy music and very very shitty accoustics… Being in the restaurant business myself, it is very hard for me to understand how a place like this is even in operation!
Just my $ 0.02…

The only reason for the second star is because of the private parties I went to. But on any other night I’d give it only one. I remember going there one night and the hot bartender had no idea how to make a vodka tonic — that pissed me off so the hotness was nullified. Then A girl started walking around in lingerie (not on any raised platform) striking a pose in random spots. She looked like she was going to cry not that I blame her.
I went downstairs and did some shots with friends and stood up on the stage blocks to shake my brown ass. A bouncer asked me to step down and told me it was reserved for the club’s dancer. A dancer stepped up there who looked like a size 10 Rosie O’Donnell. I gave the bouncer a WTF look. He shrugged his shoulders while his lips read, «I know, I know. But I just work here.»

Man oh man, VertiHO is the worst.
I was offered a job here, but let’s not discuss what I would have to do.
It’s pretending to be a classy lounge, but let’s just say it ain’t fooling no one. I have now danced with someone with a grill and a doo rag, so I can cross that off my list of things to do in life. Let me see your grill… you wanna see my wha? But then let’s just say he started grinding against me and was a little more psyched to be in the situation than I was. But I digress. The dancefloor downstairs is so so so sketchy.
I do remember a shooting outside of this lovely spot a couple of years ago, which is definitely a bonus.
To the spelper who opened a new listing for this place and gave it five stars, you deserve to go to Vertiho every night of the week.

Ahh. Trance/​House music and a whole bunch of people who can’t dance. I know! We’ll light the room really badly so all they will see is themselves or others when the flash goes off on the numerous cameras they truck in to memorialize every moment.
The upstairs pretends to be upscale. Nice try. I really dislike this place. The only redeeming quality it had was free water. And some nice bartenders (male, not female). Sooo, in the end if you are going to roll and make a fool out of yourself with like minded people, this is the place to go… seems infantile to me, especially since the average age of the guys here is late thirties (has to be) and for girls early early twenties…

Guaranteed good time, I don’t know what Dee’s talking about!