Burger King

Waiting for food at this «fast food» burger joint will make your hair turn gray. You’re in there for AT LEAST 15 – 20 mins to order and get your order — if it’s correct. People are sweet, but good-​grief they do not live up to the «fast food» label.

This is quite possibly the world’s slowest burger king. I mean, I have waited at gourmet fancy-​pants restaurants and gotten my food sooner than at this burger king. I am not joking. I know you shouldn’t expect much from fast food. But for god’s sake it’s right there in the name!
Service is very hit or miss. The register people are always pretty friendly. But my order has been messed up so many times. The worst had to be when a young man (Juan, I think) took my order. Again, he was very friendly; I don’t want to misrepresent that. But: two veggie burgers with cheese. That’s it. He obviously didn’t understand the order, and I got two cheeseburgers. I tried to fix it and eventually had to speak to a manager bcs my order wasn’t making sense. Juan tried again. AND I GOT TWO CHEESEBURGERS AGAIN. Finally, after about half an hour, I get him to understand what I’m trying to order. And he tells me that I owe him $ 1.09 to make up the difference.
Luckily, the correct order arrived while they were still trying to figure things out at the register, and I just grabbed my food and left.
So, if you just have to have burger king, give it a shot here. It’s clean and the staff is friendly. Just make sure you have lots of time built in and be sure to check your food!

Thank you for being a friend
No surprise I’m hungover again
You’re gross, it’s true
But tater-​tots* are a comforter
And if Unilocal threw a party
Invited everyone I knew
You would see
Next morning sales would be from me
And this mumbling drunk would say
Thank you for being a friiiieeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnndddd.**
* Along with a ham, egg & cheese crossantwich, plus an OJ and bottle of water.
**Don’t front like you don’t like the Golden Girls, too. RIP Bea Arthur.