Donut Connection

«donuts…is there anything they can’t do?» — Homer Simpson
I’m an old-​school born-​and-​raised kid from the outer boroughs. I don’t «get» desserts that are described as «artisanal», «home-​grown», «organic», «fat-​free», or any other elitist phrase like that.
I want donuts. in all shapes, sizes, and tastes. Donut Connection provides.
the alarmists for «Global Waistband Change» probably hate me already, but I care not for their jibba-​jabba.
just under 5 bucks for a half-​dozen donuts… and these seem to be donuts on steroids, because they are monsters compared to the ones you get at Dunkin Donuts!
delicious, fattening, and jam-​packed (literally). I highly recommend the strawberry and blueberry varieties.
THIS IS MY COMMAND: YOU ARE TO DEVOUR THE DONUT CONNECTION.