If they sold potatoes, they’d be Spudway. Whereas if they had fashionable and aggressive electronic music, they’d be Dubstepway. Unfortunately, they have the most overrated sandwiches in America, instead. If you love it then more power to you, but I find Subway sandwiches to be atrocious. Everything tastes processed. The bread is a bleached, bland non-event. The cheese is plastic. The salad is pre-frozen and you can tell. The meat is, oh don’t get me started. This Subway was the one right by my house so I used to come here all the time when I was stupid, and had awful taste, and lived with people with even more awful taste. I can’t think of many places I like less than Subway. The fact that I’ve eaten at this particular location probably 50 times and at Subways in general probably 150 times just makes it 250 times worse, and yes I will keep adding 100 each time I exaggerate, and I won’t stop for at least 350 days or 450 weeks or 550 months or 650 years, if I live that long.