Tim Hortons

If it’s not Tim Horton’s, it’s not coffee! No other coffee is quite as delicious. Their iced capps are pretty good. I’ve gotten bagels, donuts, breakfast sandwiches, and lunch sandwiches, but mostly just go here for coffee. They offer a rewards card now that is a nice perk. After you buy a total of 10 coffees, you get 1 free. Awesome!

If it were a funeral home it’d be Grim Hortons. If it were a logging company it’d be Limb Hortons. Or indeed an artificial body part manufacturer.
The foreign girl working here was both cute and super-​friendly. I wanted to chat with her for longer, but she had other customers to take care of. That always happens when I hang out with working girls, you know how it is.
This location is close to the Galleria, a little north of Walden on Union Ave, near where the new Sonic will be. I have no idea why it isn’t already on here, but hey, it is now. The coffee was piping hot but not quite sweet enough, and not quite full enough so I’ll give it a solid three stars and say hi to the foreign girl (hi!). I’m foreign too but I’m worried that I don’t sound foreign enough anymore. She on the other hand, totally did.
Chain info: Canadian coffee chain that is literally all over Buffalo, where I always order the 4 & 4 which you should try… it’s very milky and very sweet and very delicious. It is for a good friend, but I always have some of it first (since I’m usually paying for it these days) and then judge it compared to all the other locations in town.
And if it were a graveyard it’d be Tomb Hortons.