Arrowhead Trading Post

These guys came through for us big time! Above and beyond service! Thanks so much!!!

What’s that? You don’t know where you can buy fifty navy blue long sleeve shirts? Or the corresponding patches that adorn those shirts that proudly proclaim «Son of a Vietnam Vet»?
Well, come on down to Arrowhead Trading Post where flight jackets are NOW 40% off. A canister of mace is ten bucks AND comes in FOUR DIFFERENT COLORS!
Ready to Eat meals are now 7.99!
Hallowed out hand grenades to scare the shit outta co-​workers or neighbors are ONLY FOUR DOLLARS AND NINETY NINE CENTS.
You want some shiney type boots that’ll make your feet look super tiny but last for umpty years (mine’s going on now for 13 years)? Come here and spend TWENTY NINE DOLLARS on em.
They also sell paintball accessories.
I endorse this store since you can get a whole crapload of stuff that you may never use but wish you can. I got a hiking type bag that was original price 75 bucks for 40 bucks.

You never know when you will need a new carrying bag for your gas mask, or a new set of throwing axes. But if by chance you do, here’s the place to go. They sell a variety of Army Surplus supplies, including survival items like ready to eat meals (just heat under your armpit for 20 seconds, and Viola!), Rambo-​esque hunting knives, and anything else you may need to ward of a gang of crazed terrorists in the middle of a forest. (Yes, you can pick up a new gas mask while you’re there.) They also sell a wide variety of paintball guns and supplies. I personally like their selection of military clothing. I have bought numerous pairs of jump boots, camouflage shirts and pants, rain gear, and a really warm Army issue pea coat. And since most of the items here are close outs, the prices are very low.