Wise Guys Pizza & Subs

I love Wize guys pizza and there subs there too die for especially if you are going out at night this is the place to go with your freinds

I really enjoy their subs but the pizza taste like cardboard with a tomato and cheese sprinkled in it… That is okay though because it is just chum for drunk students at 2 in the morning, which brings me to why this place is so great. Roll over here with a lawn chair at around 1:45 a.m. and grab a slice or two of cardboard and sit across the street and wait. This is some of the best entertainment in Carbondale. Drunks students descend on this joint like locusts after the bars close… It is drunk crying girls in short skirts and meat heads wanting to fight over them galore… Don’t worry about getting hit in the mouth by some douche bag in a wife beater, the cops park here after the bars close and wait for the zombies to disperse and mate somewhere else.

At 2 dollars a slice, it’s not the worst. I would say its good while your on your way back from any of bars in the area. Only opened at night for all the intoxicated kids that are hungry. The pizza has no sauce which makes it dry. Only good on the weekends.

Do not eat here sober but at 2 am if your on the strip and dont feel like you can make it to Winston’s stop in for a $ 2 slice they’re good drunk but trust me if you’re the designated driver/​sober walker don’t even bother

Wise Guys still has the best subs around. Maybe I was drunk or hungry, but that ham and cheese sandwich with no mayo was to die for. I ate the entire sandwich in what seems like 38.5 seconds. Thanks.

This place is so over-​rated. The pizza is what you eat at 2 in the morning when your drunk and hungry. When your drunk the pizza tastes good, but when you are actually sober, there’s not much to say about it.
The drunk college students are what keep wise guys from going under-​to put it nicely.
If I remember correctly, they charge $.50-​$ 1.00 if you use a credit/​debit card to pay. They certainly are taking advantage of drunk students!
I would love to come back in 5 years and see if this place still exists.

Love this place! I don’t know why people don’t like this place! It’s a great pizza joint for 2 AM. Only 2 bucks too!
The owner Nick is awesome, he also works at the mall location and chats it up, remembers a lot of his customers and gives overall quality service and food.

A place you would never go, if the real pizza places in town were open. Cheap and bad. Worse than Pizza Hut. Stay away, if you aren’t drunk.

Can’t get a better pie late at night.

I love it when there’s a local place open in the wee hours of the night, and wiseguys is just that!
for $ 2 you get a hefty slice of cheese pizza or others selections if you desire, the pizzeria is no sit down restaurant, and can get overly crowded sometimes and the wait can be overbearing, but in the end its worth getting fresh hot pizza from the oven that you can see.
The servers are nice, and plus you can always find funny characters on the side of the road… haha
thumbs up!

This is a good place to get food when your drunk and short on cash. The sandwiches are surprisingly satisfying, however don’t expect quality ingredients. They recently raised the prices which is lame, as the cheap price point is really the only reason to eat here. i would also avoid their pizza, for one its not very good and secondly, the last time i ate it i was sick for about 3 days afterwards…

I give Wise Guys a five because the owner is extremely nice, the pizza/​subs are good for what you’ll get at 4 a.m., and the prices are reasonable. They deliver as well. The line can get a little long, and there is bound to be a ton of litter around the place before the night is over. But this is a place I highly recommend if you’re out and about late at night.