Ormsby Sanitation Landfill

I love going to the dump.
I love the nerve-​wracking ride out there, constantly watching my trailer in the rear view mirror, hoping I have everything tied down correctly and someone isn’t going to get an old desk through their windshield.
I love stopping on the scales and trying to talk to the guy through the speaker.
THEM: «What do you have?»
ME: Garbage!
THEM: «What kind of garbage?»
ME: Sheetrock, construction debris, and an old desk.
THEM: «An old dish?»
ME: Desk!
THEM: «A disk? What kind of disk?»
ME: DESK! DESK! OFFICE DESK!
THEM: «Oh a desk! Follow the signs to Construction Debris!»
I love untying everything and finding I didn’t lose anything.
I love the seagulls flying around and the mysterious Dead Animal Pit down the road, and throwing things are far as I can, hoping that they’ll break or shatter, or break or shatter something that’s already there.
I love paying the guy five lousy dollars for throwing away a half a ton of trash and crap that I should have tossed a long time ago.
But most of all, I love driving down the highway with that empty trailer!
This dump has places for everything. Appliances. Household garbage. Recycling of batteries, oil, paper, plastic, and tin. Tires. Grass clippings and branches. Pallets. And of course, construction debris. Prices are reasonable for Carson City residents, and– for a dump– it’s pretty clean.
There is no excuse for dumping your crap out in the desert. Bring it to the landfill– it’s quick and cheap!