Tushy Clean

this is probably THE MOST USEFUL PRODUCT i have ever bought in my life.
every Unilocaler should have one, and if you don’t then youse just a dirty pig.
i was first introduced to «bidets» when i lived in Tuscany, Italy.
from wikipedia: «A bidet is a low-​mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus. Originally a French word, in English bidet is pronounced /​bde/​ (US) or /​bide/​ (UK).»
at the time i was such a dirty dirty American, but the italians showed me the error of my ways and i started using the bidet little by little. gradually, i got my «water splashin» learn on and was always trying to find a place in america where i could buy a bidet and continue down the path of cleanly righteousness.
and then i did a search on google…
«The Poop Report» convinced me to buy a Mr. Tushy Clean. it had such good reviews and came in an assortment of colors (i recommend black for obvious reasons).
easy installation, took LESS than 15 minutes. what’s great about this device is it’s just a little wire attachment and not a huge piece of porcelain. see, in europe there are usually 2 toilet bowls in each bathroom. one is the actual toilet, and the other is the bidet (basin that looks like a toilet but is NOT– europeans get very annoyed when americans get confused and poop in the bidet. this is a no-​no).
this device is great because you don’t need to install a new toilet. it just fits right on to any size american toilet. and has a lever that you pull for the water squirting stream.
GOODBYE 18^th century american epidemics: uncleanliness, hemorrhoids and rectal cancer… HELLO european benefits: fun w/​water colonics, the $ you save on toilet paper (oh my), general cleanliness and much much more.
in short, this $ 80 dollar device has changed my life and it will yours too.
oh and if you’re using those nasty ass «wet wipes,» you are soooooo 2009. those things are HORRIBLE for your bum, they contain chemicals that dry out your skin over the long term, they’re unsanitary (sitting in your garbage can all week) and really expensive.
water is my weapon of choice, the europeans have been doing it for centuries (and laughing at us dirty americans for just as long) so don’t you think you should come join the fun? your bum will thank you kindly.
making Unilocal a better place… one bum at a time.