DoomVan

If you’re an older female looking for a younger male, they call you a Cougar. Or if they know you better, maybe Hazel. If an older male looking for younger women, it’s Uncle Creepy. In this case, if they know you better, it might be Dave.
If that sounds like you, then these wheels could be yours. No ice cream truck here. This is true American steel. New wave need not apply — this is hard core 70s action only. Even Dirk Diggler might be creeped out, and if Wild Bill is behind the wheel, you should stay off the street because no one is safe.
Whether you are frantically scanning your rear-​view like a scene out of the Steven Spielberg classic «Duel», trying to figure out why there are compact-​only spaces in lots when this gas-​guzzling beast is still on the road and can barely fit in a regular-​sized one, or brave enough to actually look inside, be afraid. Be very afraid.