It’s a cookie place, people. I don’t think this is the kind of joint most patrons seek out. It’s more like you’re in the mall, you see the neon sign, and you suddenly find yourself with a craving. A melty morsel craving… mmm! At least that’s how it went for me during my recent visit to SouthPark. You want a cookie? No, seriously, you wanna cookie? ‘Cause they’ve got ‘em! This location is also a shared space with Auntie Anne’s Pretzels and Planet Smoothie. So, if you have a hankerin’ for one of those, they’ve got you covered on that end as well. Located adjacent to the food court is where you’ll find this fat kid heaven. Anyway, cookies galore are available to those who so desire. Are they as good as Grandma’s? No, but this is to be expected with mass produced junk-food. Either way, you’ll be able to get your cookie fix with an array of cookie variations to choose from. They do cookie-cake’s too! Your cookies will be served by teens; likely working their first job. Don’t expect much in the way of customer service. Just grab your goodie-bag and run! So here’s my only dilemma with this little cookie counter: You can buy one large cookie, but you cannot buy one small cookie. I simply wanted a tiny taste. However, I was denied. They have a six cookie minimum on the minis. What kinda mess is that? You mean to tell me that I can’t give you money for one cookie? I’m trying to give you my money! You are a business! Isn’t your primary goal to take said money? I only want one! I can’t even buy just three? How many cookies do you throw away at the end of the night? Pretty ridiculous if you ask me. That said, get your cookie on Cookie Monster style if you go, because a normal serving size isn’t allowed.